Hunter S. Thompson
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a man.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Objective journalism is one of the main reasons American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.