Noel Coward

I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it unqualified praise.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.