A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Nietsche is Pietsche."
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
When there are monsters there are miracles.