Mae West

A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.

I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to looked over than overlooked.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.