Wilson Mizner

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.



God help those who do not help themselves.



Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.



I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.



I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.



I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.



Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.



Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.



The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.



Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.



To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.







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