Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Whatís the use of happiness? It canít buy you money.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.